Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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