So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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