I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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