I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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