Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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