im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
So squirting runs in the family.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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