I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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