She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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