one might say we're banned from that church
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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