The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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