What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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