Sober January is a disaster.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize