Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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