only if we run a train.
done.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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