Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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