all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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