We're like a lot better than the average bears
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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