Having a random hookup so left but love u
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
