1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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