If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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