Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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