Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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