are you so shy because you have an std?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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