Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
