Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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