My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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