my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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