Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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