So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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