i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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