is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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