Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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