I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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