Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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