she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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