She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
