I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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