Duck Duck Cougar?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
where are my eyebrows?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize