He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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