only you would photoshop your dick
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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