A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
