OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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