Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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