It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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