I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The adults are the big ones right?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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