i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
don't judge my taste in strippers
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
