Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i think i just naturally attract stoners
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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