white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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