dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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