Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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