she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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