I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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