Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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