Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize