tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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