I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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