Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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