I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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